Texas!

(This is me on the way to Texas. Thank you xkcd.com!)

We are in Texas with NINA! And let me tell you... life is pretty collectively life-like. Yesterday, we hung out with her friends at this "pool" (read: really rad swimming hole that was formed by a dam on a creek). The water was this beautiful blue-green and SO clear. You could see straight to the rocky bottom, and there were little cliffs and ledges to dive/rope-swing off of. It was a perfect day, until this lady who clearly hadn't gotten laid in a while yelled at us for cursing in front of her 13-year old son, having glass bottles, and existing in general. Then she had said son take sexy pictures of her, which was gross, but gave me some hope that maybe she would put it on her match.com profile and get some. But then she swam around on a floatie with her little freshly groomed foo-foo dog on her back and it became clear that this woman was never, ever, ever going to get laid, and therefore, would continue to plague this world with her stale cuntiness. Damn.

Bea and I are off to get some ink! Wish us luck!