In case you are a conspiracy theorist, no, I was not making up some elaborate story this whole time. Bailey put up pictures! Oh, no, wait, that shit was totally photoshopped. See, 'cause there's wind on earth, and in some of those pictures, our hair is perfectly still. We couldn't have been in a desert in Arizona! We were actually on the moon, and had it staged to look like the desert. It was Natasha's doing, that sneaky beetch. She said something about feeding us all "vhiskey braid" and turning us all into "leetle Laikas" if we told anyone that Americans had set foot on the moon with her.
Oh, and I promised we would post about our plans and we didn't. Nina left me this morning out of San Jose. We are BOTH moving to LA now. Me in a couple of weeks (from the Bay area), her in a couple of months (from San Antonio). I applied for two jobs today -- one I don't really have the experience for but would be fun, and one I know I'd be really great at, because Environmental/Outdoor Education is my jam and working with kids is so fulfilling. And before you say it, although this blog is the furthest thing from G-rated, I do, in fact, have a filter when speaking to children, so suck on THAT lollipop, mister!
Except I don't talk like that either, because that's even more creepy and weird.
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