You know what really bugs me?

Clothes. I hope they don't have them in California.

I mean, I know from all the "money shots" of starlets getting out of limos that you are more likely to find a herd of unicorns, drama-free lesbians, or any other such imaginary creatures than a pair of undies that covers your kitty. If stars can't use all their money and power to track down a pair of underwear, then surely this article of clothing must be non-existent on the West Coast, right? This could be a good sign... I hope it's just one giant nudist colony.

(It may or may not be really effing hot in my room right now)