Oh, you said separate checks! I thought you said separate limbs! My bad.

So I'm having a going-away BBQ the night before I leave. Shitty timing, because I have to work the day shift and then begin my epic travels, but I'm working every other night I'm in town from now until then, so I'll have to be careful with my hangover prevention, because friends don't let friends spend their last night in town sober. Or at least mine don't.

Speaking of work, I've noticed a trend on Facebook of people complaining about 8 and 9 hour workdays. Have I been on LSD my entire life or is that not the standard for anyone above the age of 15? I know servers/bartenders bitch incessantly, but in our defense, I think a server would be embarrassed to complain about anything less than 11-12 hours. We will, however, throw a fit over anything requiring more effort than using a soda gun. Ugh, coffee, really?! I bet you want a water with lemon, too, you sick fuck.